1. [Intro: Seth Rogen & Andy Samberg]
    Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review
    No problem
    So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
    Absolutely. I'm the boss
    Okay. So take us through a day in the life of "the boss"
    Well the first thing I do is…

    [Verse: Andy Samberg]
    Talk to corporate (Like a boss)
    Approve memos (Like a boss)
    Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
    Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
    Direct workflow (Like a boss)
    My own bathroom (Like a boss)
    Micromanage (Like a boss)
    Promote synergy (Like a boss)
    Hit on Debra (Like a boss)
    Get rejected (Like a boss)
    Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
    Send some faxes (Like a boss)
    Call a sex line (Like a boss)
    Cry deeply (Like a boss)
    Demand a refund (Like a boss)
    Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
    Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
    No promotion (Like a boss)
    Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
    Shit on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
    Buy a gun (Like a boss)
    In my mouth (Like a boss)
    Oh fuck, man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
    Pussy out (Like a boss)
    Puke on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
    Jump out the window (Like a boss)
    Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
    Score some coke (Like a boss)
    Crash my car (Like a boss)
    Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
    Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
    Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
    Blackout in the sewer (Like a boss)
    Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
    Fuck its brains out (Like a boss)
    Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
    Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
    Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
    Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

    [Outro: Seth Rogen & Andy Samberg]
    Uh-huh. So, that's an average day for you then?
    No doubt
    You chop your balls off and die?
    Hell yeah
    And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
    Actually, I'm pretty sure you did
    Nah, that ain't me
    Okay, well. This has been eye-opening for me
    I'm the boss
    Yeah no, I got that, you said it about 400 times
    I'm the boss
    Yeah yeah, I got it
    I'm the boss
    Okay, great. I heard you. Bye
    Like a boss!

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